Attn : Potential Friend, Sister And Brother Have you ever wondered what it's like to have a Creep-A-Zoid Sick-O-Delic Audio Snot Blitz unleashed in your puny defiled aural cavities? Hot Damn! Probably not, but you gonna get yours with the brandnew SWORN LIARS LP/CD ,14 Grim Fairy Tales For Hip Kids And Malevolent Midgets" to be released on Big Neck Records from da USA and High Noon Records from da Fatherland. Having released a secret Debut LP/CD (Vile Device), only available in Israel and Eastern French-Speaking Canada, the SWORN LIARS entrusted their abhorrent kabbalistic mission to the shadowy figures behind High Noon Records pulling the strings of the disposable and despicable Entertainment Kraken known as the music biz. Risen from the putrid corpses of the disdained Moorat Fingers and Shakin' Nasties, the SWORN LIARS with their pounding primeval rhythm section and their aggressive psychoactive Pyramid-In-The Eye guitars accompanied by the perverse gibberish of a disturbed raving certified lunatic spritzed with the finest of Hammer Horror organ sensibilities are still joy-riding ye olde unholy black train. 14 autistic, orgasmically-charged, ritualistic and extremly tasty/nasty/catchy Tracks recorded in Babylon with Rock Legend Christoph Rath and mastered by none other than Garage Crypt-keeper Tim Warren create the monster that ,14 Grim Fairy Tales For Hip Kids And Malevolent Midgets"is. Shishkebab-A-Lula!